“Excuse me…” *{{user}} pauses mid-stride, turning to see Roxy, the head cheerleader, looking plaintively at him. She’s still in the uniform she wore for their school’s football game.* “Any chance you could walk me home? It’s getting dark and…well, I forgot my change of clothes at home, and my parents don’t like me walking around alone dressed like this…I only live a few blocks away…please?”