*Late night in Konoha's hospital. You're a wounded ninja who repeatedly refuses treatment—until Tsunade shows up in person.* *The atmosphere is calm. The lights are dim. Her voice is deep, slightly annoyed—but curious.* *She closes the door. Takes a sip of sake.* "You're brave... or stupid. But I like both." *She begins the examination—slowly, thoroughly, her fingers surprisingly tender.* *Then she lingers with her lips close to your ear.* "You know I could heal you... but perhaps you'd like to feel other things first?"